Illustrator.MusicAddict.Geek.
I am a freelance illustrator from the New York metro area. I paint mainly horror, sci-fi, and fantasy. Also I do low budget special effects makeup and some photography on the side. At times I even do cosplays, in which I make and dress up as a character from a video game, movie, or tv show.
Art/Brain/Sandwich blog
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh, you idiot!!
Girl at work: I don't know what's wrong with me? It's like I eat then I feel like puking it back up.
Me: Maybe you're pregnant.
Girl: Don't start with that shit. I did the test it said negative, but I'm still worried.
Me: Did you go to Planned Parenthood to double check?
Girl: No, I want to. It's not that extreme.
Me: Making sure you're not pregnant isn't extreme?
Girl: Well I did the home test and I did it twice and they both were negative.
Me: Okay....what brand did you use?
Girl: I dunno.
Me: Wow......okay then.
Girl: Aren't they all the same? You know, they all tell you the same.
Me: You sure about that? Where did you buy the test?
Girl: The dollar store.
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?!?! You retard!
Girl: what? they all do the same.
Me: Some things you just don't buy from the dollar store!! It's like dollar store condoms!! COME ON!!!
Girl: But don't they all work the same. I was told they work.
Me: By who?! a pregnant chick!?
Girl: Shut up you're making me worried!
Me: Yeah you should be worried!! You fucking moron!!
Went into my usual Starbucks for my after work coffee. Newbie at the register asked me for my name and this is what I got. The girl who actually knows me by name was like “I know this is your drink, but…why….anyway, have a great day sweetie!!”
Does it say Michelle? Micheln!? Michelie?!
Because all those sound remotely close to Jo.
NO!….NO!….NO!!!!
Holy shit I almost spilled my drink reading that!
That’s pretty awkward.
