Spaz Out Loud

I’m surprised no one made it their mission today to find me a man. Or think that I was gonna off myself. I think it’s mainly because I kept myself from speaking to any of my friends who are in a relationship. haha Which meant I only spoke to 1 person. hahaha It’s no offense to my friends or to anyone in a relationship. It’s just that, besides the fact that I hate Valentine’s Day and think it’s one of the dumbest “holidays,” I really don’t care what you and your significant other did. I really don’t. “oh wow you guys went to dinner….” and? Unless a fight broke out at the table next to you, I don’t give two shits. I know the moment I send a text of “job…..sucking….a…lot….more…today” I know I’ll get something like “sucks….omg! I woke up to roses and breakfast!” urgh…. DID I FUCKING ASK YOU!? NO!

Even when I was dating I didn’t care. That sandy little butthole I dated was all fucking into all the lovey dovey shit and I couldn’t give a fuck.

People at work today got random flowers delivered to them. I hate flowers. They remind me of death………and vaginas. I hate vaginas.

Fuck you, Georgia O’Keefe.