Illustrator.Cosplayer.SpecialEffectsMakeupArtist.

I am a freelance illustrator from the New York metro area. I paint mainly horror, sci-fi, and fantasy. Also I do low budget special effects makeup and some photography on the side. At times I even do cosplays, in which I make and dress up as a character from a video game, movie, or tv show.

This blog is of my art and interests.

 

At work

Customer: Do you carry caulk?

Me: No, that's a Home Depot item.

Customer: So, do you have it or not?

Me: (in thought) Bitch! I just said that's a Home Depot item! That means, go to fucking Home Depot and get it! Dumbass!

Me: (actual answer) nahh, we don't. A few blocks over there's a Home Depot.

Why do we get the feeling of sadness we get when we finish a great book series or TV series?

Because you have suffered a loss. You have developed an actual relationship with the show or the book and you know that it is over. You’ve integrated it into a pattern in your life, it delivers an experience reliably and you’ll miss it when it’s gone.

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heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

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When Marie-Antoinette is going through her shoes while preparing for a big party you see a pair of blue Converse All Star 1923 Chuck Taylor basketball shoes for about one and a half seconds. While these shoes were definitely not in existence at the time of Marie-Antoinette, their inclusion in the film was intentional, to portray Marie-Antoinette as a typical teenage girl despite the time she lived in. (x)

When Marie-Antoinette is going through her shoes while preparing for a big party you see a pair of blue Converse All Star 1923 Chuck Taylor basketball shoes for about one and a half seconds. While these shoes were definitely not in existence at the time of Marie-Antoinette, their inclusion in the film was intentional, to portray Marie-Antoinette as a typical teenage girl despite the time she lived in. (x)

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Reblog if you were ever bullied.

mateatennant:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

439,701 !!!!!!!

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ruckawriter:

Michelle Rodriguez wants you to read LAZARUS.

(Well, actually, I think she wants to play Forever, but, you know, the one could lead to the other…).

Mostly, I’m blogging this because it’s MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ and she likes our book! And that’s reason enough. So there.

Nyah.

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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