Illustrator.Cosplayer.SpecialEffectsMakeupArtist.

I am a freelance illustrator from the New York metro area. I paint mainly horror, sci-fi, and fantasy. Also I do low budget special effects makeup and some photography on the side. At times I even do cosplays, in which I make and dress up as a character from a video game, movie, or tv show.

This blog is of my art and interests.

 

tan-the-man:

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

This man knows his audience

(Source: starlorrd)

I switched cable boxes. I don’t know why I didn’t think to do this years ago. Now I have HBO and On Demand in my room.

Once I get my bulk order of adult diapers I’ll be right as rain.

eww…. hahah

miss-me-jack:

The avengers cast is practically hot dads and that truly is the most beautiful thing.

black-nata:

What do you think of Lady Thor?

people all over the world losing their shit over lady thor and chris hemsworth is like “lol ‘bout time mates ha ha”. shitting on ur whole life

(Source: stan-evans)


Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. attend Marvel’s Hall H Press Line for ‘Ant-Man’ and ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. attend Marvel’s Hall H Press Line for ‘Ant-Man’ and ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

(Source: joshutchersonn)

did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.
Source

did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.

Source